If it's not hyperemesis, it's depression. If it's not depression, then addiction. If not addiction, kidney stones. If not kidney stones, then it's your daughter dating a loser boy. If not that, then it's butt herniated nastiness. If not hernia's, financial ruin. If not ruin, etc., etc., etc.
It's a good thing there is opposition in all things. Cuz you know the opposite of your daughter dating a loser boy is your daughter getting sealed in the temple to a really great boy. And the opposite of hyperemesis, is that you get a beautiful baby out of it (and if you're real lucky, she'll be rotten, just like her mother was, and you can sit back and laugh......). And the opposite of butt herniated nastiness is the appreciation you gain of being able to control your bowels. And the opposite of depression is joy. And the opposite of addiction is freedom.
And the opposite of all of it, when you do it right, is the relationship you gain with your Father in Heaven from being on your knees your whole life.
I think it's a good plan.
Class of 2014!!
3 years ago